10 deadliest weapons in domestic feuds

10. Pitchforks and garden rakes (old favorites versus ogres and husbands alike)
9. Utensils (require a good throwing arm)
8. Kitchen sink (enormous power for those who can wield it)
7. A hostile pet (takes a real bite out of the opposition)
6. Encyclopedia Britannica Volumes 1-10 on a carelessly nailed bookrack (why settle for just one blow?)
5. A mallet to devastate his/her favorite item (attack the heart!)
4. The silent treatment (the samurai showdown)
3. Lawsuit (if all else fails)
2. In-laws (this one never fails)
1. A life together (could your adversary ever think of anything worse??)