Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Instant Solution to Unemployment Problems

Vacancy @ 5 Star Restaurant for Part-Time Dishwasher!

To apply:
1. Order food worth $10 or more.
2. Eat everything.
3. Tell the waiter you're broke.

Note: Preference will be given to intimidatingly well-built candidates having good negotiation skills.
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2 comments:

  1. JenniferSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:03 AM

    This only solves the prob of the 'roti'...what abt the 'kapda' and 'makaan'?

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  2. Eternal KnightSeptember 19, 2010 at 12:05 AM

    'kapda' = Erm...the wipes, I guess?
    'makaan' = The cooler, I guess (again)? If there are enough utensils, you just might get to spend the rest of the evening at the hotel :P

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